Wondering how Santa spends his days after Christmas? I can tell you because I saw him. He relaxes with the boys and some beers down at the sausage shack on the corner. Oh, and that’s a real macaw — Santa is also a pirate.
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Stumbling through your archives for a good laugh, and a study in the art of the weblog, I just about fell over when I saw pirate santa. We used to have a guy back in my old hometown that drove around an old mail truck with the license plate "dec25th." Everytime I saw him, he was donning his red flannels and wire glasses. But now I know for sure that that looney was just an imposter. I always thought Santa was a pirate... too good at winking.Thanks for confirming this.
Posted by: gaela | March 03, 2005 at 07:27 PM