Moments ago, I heard a blood-curdling screech just outside my window. Looking out, I witnessed this BMW inscribe with great speed a zero into the asphalt. The burning tires produced a sizable cloud of charcoal smoke that rose over the rooftops across the street. After a couple breakneck spins, the driver then pulled gently to the curb, got out of the car, and walked casually into his home.
That’s just how we roll on Alcatraz Ave.
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Not only on Alcazar Avenue, apparently:
http://www.hotrodsandclassics.com/FunnyVideos/Videos/GeneralLee.mpeg
Posted by: Christer | May 04, 2005 at 12:58 AM
Anyone who hasn't seen this, should go here and choose "watch the video that started it all" >
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/bubbrubb.html
These Oakland residents became instant internet celebrities in 2003 JUST for their obnoxious car behavior. You can buy their merchandise, listen to their MP3s, everything. Bubb Rubb has like a million websites dedicated to him. And they're your neighbors, Stewf! Time for you to start following suit.
The whistles go WooWOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Leedle | May 06, 2005 at 09:24 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by: gaela | May 06, 2005 at 05:58 PM
don't trip off the flow. what you wann woo woo?
Posted by: bubb rubb | May 06, 2005 at 06:02 PM
what the hoo hoo woo woo?
Posted by: jlt | May 09, 2005 at 03:00 PM